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This post has been updated since its first release, with a few ideas sent by readers of this blog and followers on Twitter

Probably the vast majority of married slaves out there are facing now a huge problem: they are locked up at home with their wives, and serving their Goddess seems impossible.

While surely this won’t be an easy task for anyone, I thought of making a list of the methods I came up with, after ages of experience in online sessions while being married.

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1. Lock yourself in the bathroom

This is probably the oldest method to hide from your wife, and it almost never fails. Of course, you are limited to use your mobile phone to have the session with your Goddess, but at least you have some time for yourself. This doesn’t work well if you are used to leaving the bathroom door unlocked all the time (crazy!) or if you are one of those who are always very quick in there (how you do that, I’ll never know)

2. Go to bed early

Yes, this can be an easy solution. When is the only time your wife isn’t around? During the night when she sleeps. So why not wake up in the middle of the night, like 3 am, and have a session with your Goddess? 

Little problem here is that your Goddess also has to be around at that time, so check that up first. But if she’s available to have a late-night session, or if your timezone difference makes this even more possible, by all means, go for it.

3. Lock your wife in another room

A bit extreme but, if played right, it can actually work! Pretend the door lock is suddenly broken, or that you wanted to make a prank to her but it got wrong because the lock got broken. Then, all in panic, pretend you call someone to fix the door, and that it will take them 1 hour or more to get there since everything is locked up because of the Corona Virus. The perfect solution for a longer session, although it can’t be repeated more than once I guess. It works best if you can lock her in the kitchen or in any other room where it won’t be too hard for her to spend one hour (hint: a television should be present), that way she won’t shout at you for too long.

4. Find her an online lover

You need to be careful here since this could backfire big time when the lockdown is finished. A way to have time on your own is to keep her as much busy as possible so…why don’t you find someone who can pretend to hit upon her? It works better if he’s handsome and even better if you can trust him (unless you want to get rid of her for good!). Once she will start flirting with him, she will spend more and more time on her mobile, probably as much away from you as possible, giving you plenty of time to spend with your Goddess. As weird as this sounds, it can actually work in giving you the little bit of privacy that you desperately need.

5. Pretend you need to be isolated from her

Ok, this is maybe not a very serious method…but let’s just pretend we are serious. Works only during a pandemic but hey, that’s where we are now! Just tell her you’ve been in the same room with a person that was discovered having the Corona Virus and, for her safety, you need to be totally isolated from her for 14 days. You need your own room and bathroom for this, but for the next 14 days, she won’t be able to be in touch with you, giving you plenty of time to have as many sessions as you want!

6. Watch a movie she hates

It’s quite common to sit down and watch a movie after dinner, before going to bed. But what if you decide to watch something your wife hates? Like a horror movie? If you stick to it, she will most probably go to bed, leaving you all the time in the world to go and visit your Goddess.

7. Take long bike rides

This can be done only if the situation in your country allows that, but if it does… go out for a bike ride, look for a secluded park bench, get your smartphone and…enjoy some time with your favorite Goddess!

8. Wake up early

Does your wife usually wakes up late, especially now that she’s not working? Perfect! Wake up early and enjoy some long, long, long time for yourself. Well, better said…time for your Goddess!

Of course, this post doesn’t really pretend to have the right solution for your specific situation, but I hope it will give you some ideas. While this pandemic goes on, we must try to live it as best as possible so for us, online slaves, it becomes mandatory to find a way to still go online while the wife is home. What’s your method? why don’t you tell me here in the comments section how you are hiding your sessions from your wife in this quarantine times?